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the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

I found this post so funny cause as I continued reading I kept asking myself ‘who the fuck is Jason Derulo? Is he a directioner dude? I don’t understand’ then I looked him up



This is Enjolras after finding out that Lamarque died; I just want to applaude Aaron for his amazing interpretation of his character and his acting skills. You can see tears in Enjolras’ eyes.

These are actually solid questions

  • 1. First thing you wash in the shower?

  • 2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?

  • 3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

  • 4. Do you plan outfits?

  • 5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?

  • 6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?

  • 7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?

  • 8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?

  • 9. Three of your current feelings?

  • 10. What are you craving right now?

  • 11. Turn ons?

  • 12. Turn offs?

  • 13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

  • 14. When was the last time you cried? Why?

  • 15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?

  • 16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?

  • 17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?

  • 18. Favorite movie ever?

  • 19. Do you like yourself?

  • 20. Have you ever met a celebrity?

  • 21. Could you handle being in the military?

  • 22. What are you listening to right now?

  • 23. How many countries have you visited?

  • 24. Are your parents strict?

  • 25. Would you go sky diving?

  • 26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?

  • 27. Whats on your mind right now?

  • 28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?

  • 29. Have you ever been in a castle?

  • 30. Do you rent movies often?

  • 31. Whats your zodiac sign?

  • 32. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?

  • 33. Name five facts about yourself.

  • 34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?

  • 35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?

  • 36. Brown or white eggs?

  • 37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?

  • 38. Ever been on a train?

  • 39. Ever been in love?

  • 40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?

  • 41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?

  • 42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to become more attractive, would you do it?

  • 43. Whom do you admire and why?

  • 44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?

  • 45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?

  • 46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?

  • 47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?

  • 48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?

  • 50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?

  • 51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?

  • 52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?

  • 53. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?

  • 54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?

  • 55. If you could live forever, would you want to?

  • 56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?

  • 57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?

  • 58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?

  • 59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?




On the Run by Thomas Sanders

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Anonymous asked:

I was wondering, Do you have social anxiety? I'm new to this blog sorry. But I saw that post on how it really is. And thats so fucking true. I just saw a therapist today and it was awkward and just totally uncomfortable. But I really hope it helps. I missed the fair yesterday while my whole family went. I practically sat home and cried.

Yeah I do but I’ve been informed that my post isn’t how anxiety is for everyone. And I’ve skipped out on lots of things because of it like family meals out and stuff. My entire family went out for dinner once and I said “oh I’m not in the mood for that just bring me some fries home” when really I was starving but it’s different for everyone and I’m so very glad for you that your therapy is working!

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